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👯‍♂️side salads

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Soleina Mazalta Yaffe

AGE: 26 (2/29/92)
HEIGHT: 5’7”/170.2cm
ORIENTATION: Bi but only femmes and bottoms
EMPLOYMENT: Occult store manager
BACKGROUND: Jewish, Sephardim (she doesn’t know the specifics and her parents will not give her a straight answer)
HOME: Sunset Park
ZODIAC: Pisces sun, Capricorn moon, Sagittarius rising
FAVORITE FOOD: Stuffed artichokes
ENNEAGRAM: 8, 1, 3
MBTI: ENTJ-A
BLOOD: O
SONG: X Calibur - Love American Style

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Jewel Takiyah Umberter
(née Adedeji)

AGE: 27 (10/25/90)
HEIGHT: 5’11”/180.3cm
ORIENTATION: Straight
EMPLOYMENT: Director, cinematographer
BACKGROUND: Hausa, Yoruba (Muslim)
HOME: Far Rockaway
ZODIAC: Scorpio sun, Capricorn moon, Leo rising
FAVORITE FOOD: California rolls
ENNEAGRAM: 5, 1, 8
MBTI: ENFJ-T
BLOOD: B
SONG: 山岡晃 - 兎

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Namrata Yashashvi Gupta
(again cus we love her)

AGE: 26 (10/10/91)
HEIGHT: 5’4”/162.6cm
ORIENTATION: Straight-ish
EMPLOYMENT: Dental technician
BACKGROUND: Bhojpuri (Jain)
HOME: Park Slope
ZODIAC: Libra sun, Scorpio moon, Leo rising
FAVORITE FOOD: Butternut squash soup
ENNEAGRAM: 1, 7, 3
MBTI: ENFJ-A
BLOOD: A
SONG: TR/ST - Not A Waste Of Sky

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Margaret Chantal Pratt
(née Sauveterre)

AGE: 68 (8/19/50)
HEIGHT: 5’5”/165.1cm
ORIENTATION: Straight but never really gave it a lot of thought
EMPLOYMENT: Retired
BACKGROUND: French (Christian)
HOME: Annadale
ZODIAC: Leo sun, Scorpio moon, Gemini rising
FAVORITE FOOD: Osso buco
ENNEAGRAM: 9, 8, 6
MBTI: ISFJ-A
BLOOD: AB
SONG: David Bowie - Changes